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Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Long time, no update... Anyways, here's the DLDL while I've been away: Went to see Bourne Supremac - pretty cool, worth the $7.50 Bought a magazine that unknown to me had a Halo 2 poster - Geekdom is a beautiful thing and more recently, had orientation where I'm going to be taking a really wide variety of classes like International Relations, Drama, and Intro to Japanese, which should prove to be incredibly freaking hard! wooopppeeee!!!!!!! So that's all for now, as I need to get started on something here at work we shall meet again....MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
DL
Posted at 08:32 am by DangerLemon
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Tuesday, July 13, 2004
You are a smelly pirate hooker!
- First off - I saw Anchorman and it was freaking hilarious a definite must freakin see! Go out and buy a ticket now...NOW I SAY! - For those of you (cough Laura cough) who have been wondering when I'm updating this blog I'll go ahead and tell you that for this week and the next I'm not sure, but I know it won't be during the day probably as well as I probably won't check my email much if at all during the day b/c I'll be in court for however long this trial takes. - Finally, the best part - I was in Kansas City this last weekend and in the Marriot Hotel I met FREAKING DEE SNYDER THAT'S RIGHT DEE SNYDER OF FREAKING TWISTED SISTER! Here's a FREAKING AWESOME PIC:

Posted at 07:13 pm by DangerLemon
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Thursday, July 08, 2004
Well tis been a long time since me last post... But, I have done some interesting stuff... Got to fly to KC (and sit in the copilot's seat) Pretty damn cool plus it was during work hours. Also saw Bubba Ho-tep, a definite see: a little slow at times but totally awesome; Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis are amazing And of course saw Spidey 2, which ultimately kicked sooo much ass I think it hurts when I sit... Anyway, no rants today, yet...
Posted at 10:45 pm by DangerLemon
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Friday, July 02, 2004
my baby takes the morning train...
Welcome to another rant of mine:
My shirt button keeps popping loose! That pisses me off! I'm gonna burn this place to the ground, and then, the whole freakin city!!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Awww screw it I don't feel like trying to find matches....
"Radio message from HQ: Dance Commander, we love you!" I've been listening to a lot of Electric Six lately....check them out some time...
In other news, my addiction to atomic fireballs continues.
Also, I watched Eurotrip last night. I had already seen it, but still that movie rocks! That being said, please watch it, and also check out The New Guy and Van Wilder, 2 other movies I love. Do all this and be rewarded in the afterlife!
Well, this entry's pretty useless so far...except I will give you something that will either bring tons of joy into your life, or drive you insane (or both):
http://p14nd4.com
Who loves ya baby?
DL
Posted at 01:58 pm by DangerLemon
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Thursday, July 01, 2004
taco bell, taco bell, product placement with taco bell...
I went to Taco Hell today for lunch and saw a "Ranchero Chicken Taco" on the menu. I didn't know what it was and thought it might be good, I needed another taco for my fat ass, and so I ordered it. 5 seconds afterwords I realized why it was called Ranchero. Dialogue in my brain went like this:
"It's got ranch in it, you moron! You don't like ranch! Idiot!"
The taco was actually pretty good (giving myself doubts about...myself). A lot of people can't seem to get why I don't like ranch. Frankly, neither do I. I'm starting to wonder if I really do not like it. But the fact that I have put effort into this entry points something out: I really need better things to write about. I just got back from a trip to the freaking Caribbean, and what do I write about? Tacos. Greasy tacos. But it's because I want to write about recent things I suppose; it's what I want to read. Which is probably pretty good, because I don't think anyone else is reading this blog. Except for those guys in the suits and sunglasses, who always ride around in black SUVs and helicoptors, because they're always watching me.
Wow I am stupid.
I was being totally selfish.
I really should have offered to buy them a taco.
Well for putting up with that entry, here's your gift: A Family Guy moment
Lois: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter: Uh, what could me and you do together?
Peter: Lois. You've got a sick mind.
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
DL
Posted at 01:35 pm by DangerLemon
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Wednesday, June 30, 2004
i never thought you'd be a junkie
Sadly but truely, I am an addict. To Atomic Fireballs...They're just really fun to eat...and hot...which I like...and being able to get them for free at work just plain rules...but nevertheless, I must control my habit(ats). Other than that there really isn't anything to write today...I shared the blog love by showing this blog to 3 people...first them, then the world...oh yeah...uh...MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
maniacal laughter is fun after all
and my last bit of totally unrelated crap spewing forth from my mind:
I only have like 3 songs from Caroline's Spine, but I really like them...I need to find their album, whatever the hell its called...maybe someday
does anybody notice that I use a lot of "..."'s?
AF
Posted at 03:52 pm by DangerLemon
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Tuesday, June 29, 2004
And so it begins...
Well, this is my first entry into my first blog in the first life of mine. Reincarnation or not, even if its my last life its still my first (ha!). Boredom has driven me to create this, and who knows how long I'll keep it up...after all, does anyone actually care? Irregardless, I'm makin it (did he just toss in an irregardless?) So enjoy as I begin to record this mess of ideas, events, and everything in between that is my life...
DL aka Andrew
Posted at 01:45 pm by DangerLemon
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|Name: Andrew |Alias: Danger Lemon |Age: 18 |Sex: Yes please |Origins: Unknown |Location: I'll be at the U of A in the fall |Profession: Everyday Super Psuedo- Post-Apocolyptic Lounge Singer |Observations: Way too much time on hands
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